My Pet Peeves. Things that drive me nuts.

1. People chewing with their mouths open. Nobody wants to see what food you got in there

2. People who don’t cover their mouth and cough. Nobody wants your spit and germs all over themselves.

3. When people grab something of yours and then ask if they can have it. I mean seriously, you already grabbed it without asking why do you bother now, why don’t ya just keep it?

4. People who use the word ‘like’ in every sentence. Like, nobody like wants to like hear what you like have to like say.

5. When the person in front of you stops to hug someone. You blocking my path just to hug someone?

6. When the person in front of you walks sooooooo slowly you have to walk on your tip toes to keep yourself from stepping on the backs of their shoes.

7. When people say “Can I off the lights?”. It’s turn off the lights. You see that little word ‘turn’ before the word off? It doesn’t take that long to say.

8. People who reply ‘No worries’ to ‘Thank You’. I wasn’t worrying for your information.

9. Un-flushed public toilets. You just press one button and Voila! Your poop has disappeared.

10. People who don’t understand personal space. I can still hear you. You don’t have to breathe in my face to talk to me.

11. People who are on their phone during a movie. Keep your brightness lower or just shut your dang phone. Have you come to watch the movie or stare at your phone?

12. When someone with bad breath talks to you. I’m sorry I couldn’t hear you over your bad breath.

13. When people say they “hate books”. Well, I hate you :)

14. People who reply ‘k’ to everything. I could tell you I’m going to Mars and you’d be like ‘k’.

K? K what? K the letter before L, the letter after J? Did you know that in JK, K stands for “Kidding”. So your reply is “Kidding?” Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.

15. When you’re in a flight and the person in front of you reclines their seat the whole way down. That’s great cause my feet really want to watch Spider-Man Homecoming.

BONUS: When your glasses are forever dirty and full of fingerprints (UGHHHHH)